Wednesday, December 4, 2019

TOM CRUISE!!!

NEW ASY PARANORMAL 
NATURE SHOW!!!

www.ASYTV.com and www.ASYParanormal.com are proud to present our new Nature program, featuring everyone's favorite Scientologist, Tom Cruise's Nature: Impossible

(NOT SAFE FOR WORK, my babies)

Thursday, October 31, 2019

Halloween Watch Partay!!!

Wrestling With Ghosts, Episode 2.4
"Be Ghoul to Your Scuel"


OK- here's the deal.
1) There is a BRAND NEW FREE episode of "Wrestling With Ghosts" available Halloween at this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8yGEDsm1RE
2) It is a Youtube watch party, starting at 10PM EST... it runs for 40 minutes. You can chat with colleagues, fans, friends and the crew of Wrestling With Ghosts.

3) If you have ASY Paranormal, you can watch it early.
4) It will be up FREE for a week.
5) It is an investigation of Poasttown Elementary in Middleton Ohio. It features Susan Held CurtisMaggie Renea and Russell B Hank, it involves a wandering, malevolent possible spirit, connected to Joe Vitale and many others nationwide.
6) The team runs into at least two, possible spirits.
7) Hi-Jinks will be had. Join us, will you?
8) This episode features new music from Joshua Jordan, narration by Vito Thomaselli, and extra footage provided by Joe Vitale.
9) If you like what you see, consider subscribing to ASY Paranormal.com... where new episodes of Wrestling With Ghosts, It Happened to Me, Paranormal Mysteries, Hack's Horror Show, Alone in the Dark, and Haunted Graves will be released with weeks of one another.

Wednesday, October 9, 2019

More Cons and Halloween Nuttiness!

Creature Con & More!

It's Halloween time, and this month is going to be off the chain for ASY Paranormal and the show Wrestling With Ghosts!!! Come take the trip with us!!!

SATURDAY OCTOBER 12th:
Wrestling With Ghosts 
to speak and have a booth at the Creatures, Legends, and Lore con. 
 The team that brought you the Smoky Mountain Bigfoot Conference invites you to the first annual Creatures, Legends, and Lore Conference. This event will have two conference halls, 12 speakers, and will run 2 hours longer. It will be held on October 12, 2019 at the Gatlinburg Convention Center.

We will be assembling some of America's most experienced Bigfoot & Cryptid Researchers along with Paranormal Experts, and Extraterrestrial Investigators. We will share each addition as soon as it is official. We will also bring back the full panel of speakers for each track for a Q&A session. You will also find vendors, photo ops, presentations, and autograph opportunities. Feel free to dress up.

Visit the website for more info, tickets and more: https://gatherupevents.com/creatures-legends-and-lore-conference/


Halloween Watch Party
New Wrestling With Ghosts Episode!!!


Halloween night, starting at 10PM EST, you can watch a brand new episode of Wrestling With Ghosts FOR FREE! The link will be provided later in the month, so make sure you keep an eye out for it so you chat with Big Luke and Funkmaster V LIVE with as we watch WWG invade the famed Poastown school in Middleton Ohio!!! 




WWG vs. Allan Miller's Ghost Walk

We are in communication with Allan Miller to do ANOTHER ghost walk (we did a great one in 2017) in what the team calls, the most haunted city in the United States: Lafollette Tennessee. Stay tuned for the dates! This will be a one time opportunity as we tour the city's paranormal hot spots together!!! 


Paranormal, Eh? Funkmaster V Interview


Funkmaster V and the guys at Paranormal, Eh? delve into Funkmaster V's ideas about the paranormal, pro wrestling, and how Canadians think they won the War of 1812. They are liars. Here's the link:
https://www.blogtalkradio.com/paranormaleh/2019/10/02/peh-nation-radio


New ASY Paranormal Programming


ASY Paranormal is the newest all Paranormal network in the biz, and this month we are featuring new shows for Wrestling With Ghosts, Paranormal Mysteries, Haunted Graves and Hack's Horror Show. NOT TO MENTION THE NEW MOVIES! For a measly $2.99, you get all of this great entertainment on your phone, tablet, computer, TV and whatever else gets invented that will blow your mind.
NFL... What the Hell?


If you dislike our paranormal jive, we resorted back to our comedic stylings to appease those of us disenfranchised by the insane NFL rule changes and the hatred of the Patriots. Give it a whirl............ we thought it was cute. Special thanks to comedian Lance Adams and announcer Jason Bush for the oral love (not like that- ya freaks)



Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Cil-Con this Weekend!!!

ASY Paranormal & WWG
invade Mattoon Illinois

This weekend in Mattoon Illinois!
Big Luke, Funkmaster V and Travis Graves will be preaching the good news of ASY Paranormal and giving event attendees a chance at being on some new shows! At our booth, we can film you telling a personal ghost story for the 2nd season of "It Happened to Me..." on ASY Paranormal.
For more info about this massively cool convention, check out their Facebook Event Page Here.

Mini Bio: Wrestling With Ghosts is a paranormal TV show shown exclusively on www.ASYParanormal.com. The main cast members, Big Luke, Funkmaster V, and Travis Graves are pro wrestler/ comedians... and their technique known as "The Charge" has produced some of the most unique paranormal evidence in TV show history.



Monday, August 19, 2019

New Podcast and New ASY Paranormal Show!

fEeL aLl ThE nEwNeSs!

NEW SHOW ON ASY PARANORMAL!




ASY Paranormal's newest show features rock n roller Kandi Thompson (Hesperian) and Pro Wrestler Travis Graves (KFW) investigating cemeteries, grave yards, and other burial sites that have stories of the paranormal and unexplained attached to them. Subscribe for this NEW show and others like it at www.ASYParanormal.com


NEW CORPORATE SPONSOR!

ASY Paranormal's got its first corporate sponsor! But........ what's wrong with these things? 


NEW PODCAST!


We've been quiet for a few weeks... here is why. We've been preparing for BEAUTIFUL THINGS! Our new podcast and YOU can participate LIVE every Sunday night at 6pm EST right here on FACEBOOK! Power to the People!

The show will feature a randomized subject generator, and Funkmaster V and Big Luke will have to stay on their toes to keep up with all the "Beautiful Things" the Mothership computer kicks out. You can participate too! Join the broadcasts at: 

https://www.facebook.com/funkmasterv


Tuesday, July 16, 2019

Wrestling With Ghosts & the Civil War


"They Died With Their Boos On"


Dozens of customers have messaged Funkmaster V and Luke claiming that the latest "Wrestling With Ghosts" may be their favorite episode yet. It is filled insane, unique evidence, it's funny, terrifying, moves at a fast pace, and again, features a place no other TV team has showcased: Bethesda Presbyterian in Morristown, TN. Here's the link... www.ASYParanormal.com 

Not only does the episode feature us reenacting a "Fresh Prince" scene.......... for some reason... it features a Comic Con commercial we filmed for a client which features a wee bit of us rasslin in the graveyard. Maybe that's disrespectful... I dunno. We always hope the "spirits" laugh with us instead of getting grumpy... but with our evidence from this episode... that seems out jocularity seems unrequited from all of the spirits at the church torn apart (literally) by the civil war. 


On the serious side of things, the evidence in this episode was overwhelming, and terrifying at times. TONS of EVPs, growls, seen orange lights, captured shadow play, physical manipulation of objects, experienced cold spots, uneasiness, senses of hostility and a full body apparition that was only caught on film, not seen with the naked eye. Plus a history lesson about East Tennessee in the Civil War provided by the one and only Vito Thomaselli from the famous Thomaselli Brothers. Check it out! You won't be disappointed. 

Wednesday, June 5, 2019

One Fish Boo Fish!


"One Fish, Boo Fish!" 
Wrestling With Ghosts at Vollmar's Park 




ASY Paranormal launches May 10th! SUBSCRIBE TODAY and see the brand new Wrestling With Ghosts episode "One Fish, Boo Fish" (episode 2.2), The boys go to Bowling Green Ohio's Vollmar's Park, site to an abandon amusement park, hotel, and an island rumored to be covered in human bones. Go to www.asyparanormal.com and subscribe TODAY!!! #wrestlingwithghosts #lita #paranormaltv

Monday, April 29, 2019

ASY Paranormal Launches May 10th!!!

ASY Paranormal Launches May 10th!!!





Hey babies! ASY Paranormal launches on May 10th! It's scary TV for those who love to watch TV, and a network for those who love TO MAKE Scary TV. It's real... it's scary.

It features content created by Big N Funky Productions: Wrestling With Ghosts, Big N Funky Present, and It Happened to Me... with other shows in the pipeline!!!

Friday, April 19, 2019

Wrestling With Ghosts Vs. Posttown

WWG Wraps up Season 2 Filming at Historic Site
 
 
 
 
This weekend, Wrestling With Ghosts shoots its season 2 finale at the infamous Posttown school in Ohio. We will be tag teaming with our podcast buddies from Behind the Open Door with Huggie and Da Butt. This will be the first investigation with Hesperian frontwoman Kandi Thompson and the first road trip investigation with Travis Leander Sagraves since last September's Fish Fisher investigation. So yeah... kinda a big weekend. Watch it all on ASY Patanormal this May!

 
 

Wednesday, April 3, 2019

Big N Funky vs. Tha Flippity Dippity Doo's!!!

OLD SCHOOL VS. NEW SCHOOL
 

Do you wanna cure for the Flippity Dippity Doo's? Are you sick of pro wrestling dying from this weak azz spot monkey affliction? Hold on babies-The doctoral staff of Big N Funky will be providing injections all night long at Daredevils wrestling in Sevierville Friday Night April the 5th. (Free injections, ladies) RV Plantaion Resort at 7PM (ladies) #flippitydippitydoo #oldschoolrasslin #bitteroldveticilan #KFW #cantflipwithalimp #Daredevils
 
 
Weirdest Skit We Ever Did Do?
 
Probably... it's about apples. My mom liked it, though.
 (Just kidding- she doesn't even like it).



Saturday, March 9, 2019

Wheeze had a big week

Big N Funky Pays Homage to Bob Newhart and Marvel
 
 
 
The comedic stylings of Big N Funky Productions is back to stroking that funny bone as they release their new super hero story "Davidson Graves: The Unsung Hero of the Battle of New York" in concert with the release of Captain Marvel in theaters this week. The people that have watched it so far have fallen in love with Travis again, as he did a great job updating the old "Bob Newhart King Kong Phone Bit". Watch out, there's a surprise twist at the end.
 
 
Big N Funky vs. Flippity-Dippity Doo Rasslers


 
After some time away from the sport, Big Luke and Funkmaster V check into the world of pro wrestling via the interwebs. They see that flipping has replaced storytelling, kick-pads have replaced selling, and grabbing people by the junk has replaced believability. After watching a few videos... they have vowed to take out flippity-dippity doo rasslers one at a time to save the sport they love.
 
 
BnFGSaGG: Episode 'Bring the Heat'

 
On the worst rated show on the Paramania Radio Network, we finally had a show worth listening to. Big Luke and Funkmaster V talk about their episode of Wrestling With Ghosts filmed at Hales Bar Dam, the episode of the Quilted Northerners filmed there, and why the Dam has closed. Plus, the passing of King Kong Bundy, who pinned Luke for the 5 count on more than one occasion. Check out the show here: BIG N FUNKY'S GHOST SHOW A GO GO

Big N Funky at San Diego Comic Com
 
 
Big N Funky, and specifically ASY Paranormal and Wrestling With Ghosts, will be setting up at the largest comic con in the world on July 19th, 2019. We will have some zany paranormal gimmicks, media packages, and info about the newest all-paranormal TV network in the world!!!



Tuesday, February 12, 2019

ASY Paranormal

So It Took Pro Wrestlers and Ghosts
to Make Reality TV Real Again
 


 
 
FROM the front office of ASY PARANORMAL
 
Ever since TV audiences saw "An American Life" on PBS in the 70's, people have fallen in love with what has been later dubbed "reality TV". Over the next 40 years, cable television exploded with this trend in entertainment. Relatively low costs begat hundreds of cheap shows and dozens of low budget networks. But over time, this craze has started to eat itself alive. Over time, the quality of  reality TV started to nosedive, and shocking to some, these allegedly "reality shows" are as scripted as any sitcom or cop drama on the big networks. Ever wonder why a reality show credits writers? Well... sweet, sweet soul... it's because reality shows have writers.
 
The shows in the paranormal field fare no better. While seminal shows like Ghost Hunters stayed true and legitimate, the pressure to increase ratings has infected the scene. Now shows are forced to air with sensationalized jump scares, staged interactions, and to be blunt: faked evidence. In a field where 100% transparency and legitimacy is desperately needed for it to exist, you can see where this has caused problems for those in the paranormal field.
 
Enter the pro wrestlers...
 
It seems odd that paranormal investigators that hail from the land of giants, artifice, and the arcane are here to help... but they are. Travis Graves, Vinnie Vineyard (known in the ring as Funkmaster V) and Big Luke Walker (a giant man who is almost 7 feet tall), were suckered into this industry by a false opportunity by a modern day charlatan. However, once they started making TV shows for a network deal that didn't exist, they found out that they liked it... and funny enough, they were good at it.
 
The three started a show entitled "Wrestling With Ghosts", which is now airing its second season on ASY TV. They combine comedy with ghost investigations to liven up the show, but the thing they pride themselves on the most is that their "devil may care" attitude has garnered what Funkmaster V calls "primo paranormal evidence." Courted by every network that plays ghost shows, the trio has eventually either been told to hit the pavement, or vice versa. And the reasons are always the same:
 
"You guys need to act scared of the ghosts."
"You guys need to fake some evidence."
"You guys need to cut out the funny stuff."
 
All three are deal breakers to the networks and to the team. As Big Luke says in a first season episode where they fire a team member for faking evidence, "Once you fake one thing, you faked everything."
 
The three pro-wrestling/ musician/ comedians and their actual legitimate ghost show sat for months and had no home, that is, until it found ASY TV in 2017. ASY is a streaming network of original programming, and funny enough, it was started by a like minded pro wrestler, musician and ghost hunter: Brandon Bishop out of Colorado Springs. Over time, the Wrestling With Ghosts ratings were so good that it spurred the idea that ASY TV could expand into network that focuses 100% on paranormal programming. ASY Paranormal was born.
 
The network's biggest draw will be "The UFO SHO' with Amy Dumas", (WWE's Lita). On this program, the famous lady wrestler Dumas and Bishop drive around the Nevada desert looking for aliens. Funkmaster V has produced a show entitled "It Happened To Me", where people utter personal ghost stories into a tight camera shot to chilling results. Big Luke has made a monster movie show entitled "Big N Funky Present..." where he uses paper puppets to insert the cast of Wrestling With Ghosts into outlandish situations wedged between segments of B Movie classics like Plan 9 From Outer Space and Night of the Living Dead.
 
The network encourages anyone: monster movie makers, pod casters, ghost hunters, cryptid lovers, skeptics, and true believers alike, to submit their own work for the station, And, you don't have to be a wrestler. There is one prerequisite, however: Be real. ASY Paranornal is set to launch on Roku and online in early 2019. To contact ASY Paranormal about getting your content on the air, email sweetfamilyfunk@yahoo.com
 

Friday, February 8, 2019

Wrestling With Ghosts vs. Urban Legend

BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY
 
 

After drinking a Bloody Mary prepared by brewmaster Chris Yeti at Sevier Distillery Company, Big Luke is suddenly inspired . He wants to test out the old Bloody Mary legend in the Distillery bathroom. Legend has it, if you say Bloody Mary three times into a mirror, Bloody Mary will appear behind you. Let's see what happens to the cats of Wrestling With Ghosts. Courtesy of ASY Paranormal


Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Funkmaster V on ID Murder Mystery: Robert Durst

The Jinx vs. The Funk
(Sexy 70's Pornstache Cop Time)


Robert Durst: An ID Murder Mystery (9 p.m., Investigation Discovery) - ID’s two-night event looks at the life and crimes of Robert Durst, heir to a New York City real estate fortune who murdered at least one but probably three people and got away with it -- until now. It’s a crazy story that those who have watched the HBO true crime series “The Jinx” already know (I’ve seen “The Jinx,” still watching this). In a nutshell, Durst probably killed his first wife, definitely killed and dismembered a dude in Texas and almost for sure killed his friend in Beverly Hills. This guy is pretty unbelievable. The second part airs tomorrow night at 9.






Read more here: https://www.newsobserver.com/entertainment/article224777200.html#storylink=cpy


Saturday, January 5, 2019

ASY Paranormal in 2019!!!

A BRAND NEW PARANORMAL NETWORK!!!



A brand new network for those of us who need REAL SCARY TV with TV shows you will NOT see anywhere else: The UFO SHO' with Amy Dumas (WWE's Lita), Wrestling With Ghosts, GEEKS Paranormal Podcast, It Happened to Me..., Hellscream INC, Ectovision Paranormal, Sparkle Nation, Alone in the Dark, Kandy Kills It, Hack's Horror Show. Big N Funky Presents, Midnight Transmission, Indy movies, monster movies and horror classics and so much more. Available on Roku and online for only $2.99 a month. And if you would like to submit content, contact us at sweetfamilyfunk@yahoo.com