Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Justin Bieber: My Story


Justin Bieber: My Story


Jan 5th 2011
It's kinda funny how time flies. It only seems like yesterday when I was kicked out of Detroit Funk City after my cage match with Bob O Mac. Me taking out DFC, or Creatures of the Night, as they are called now, has taken ALOT longer than I first thought it would. Well, I'm happy to report that the first member has fallen. As of Christmas Chaos 4, Dwayne Windham will no longer be a problem. Our Chain on a Pole Match was awesome, and I got the poor boy to tap out with the chain around my kneebrace in the Funky Figure Four Grapevine. I think he is still whimpering.

The TXW Owners and brass have asked Barry and I to tag team up against Street Dreams in what they are calling an "Olive Branch Match" to keep the peace between S.A.W. and TXW. This is another problem that the Creatures have started that I am sweeping up after. Whatever, I will do what I am told.... but I would much rather get my hands on Shane Daniels at this point. The Demon... I am saving for last.

On some positive FUNK news, I won 2 year end fan voting awards at EGO-PRO, I am up for a handful at TXW, and I am currently ranked in the Pro Wrestling Illustrated mag on the stands out now. I am debuting at TPW in Rockwood's National Guard Armory on Jan 8th against the 7 foot tall Pyscho Ward, and I have a Heavyweight Title Shot at Nitro Wrestling in Knoxville. Looks like 2011 is shaping up to be a good year for the old Funky One, especially if the Jets win the Super Bowl. So why don't you enjoy a song and recap of Dwayne and Funkmaster's feud below: