Tuesday, July 31, 2018

SHARK WEEK AFTERMATH: Landshark Attacks Up 4000%

SHARK WEEK AFTERMATH: Landshark Attacks Up 4000%

After Discovery's Shark Week, Landshark attacks jumped up 4000% this weekend. Pro Wrestler Funkmaster V lives in the danger zone, and during a phone call with Lenny Kravitz, he experiences what could be a deadly new predator. 

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Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Fatal Crash at Mario Kart Track

Fatal Crash at Mario Kart Track

Action Bag News and Big N Funky Productions break the story of the tragic death of Donkey Kong... who died this weekend at the Sunshine Airport track racing for the Star Cup 200cc Championship. Feta Underwood, Sledge Bernifice and Speedy Handgugger reporting.

Thursday, July 19, 2018

Gov Funk in Cleveland Banner

Ghost Hunter Wants All the Sushi
(That's what it should have said)

A pretty sweet look into my thoughts on marijuana and my past civil service. The reporter apologized about the headline, because the editor made him change it, but it didn't bother me. Ghost hunting is cool, although its about 5th on the list of things that I'm interested in. Ranking higher on my list is this: Fighting for your damned freedoms... whether you like me or not. Here's the link to this well written article by Colby Denton. 


Sunday, July 1, 2018

Gov. Funk Makes the Front Page

Forge Resident Running for Tennessee Governor

Vinnie Vineyard stands in his home office, the headquarters for Funkmaster V's Uptown Cabs of Renown, on Wears Valley Road in Pigeon Forge. Vineyard is one of a multitude of independent candidates running for governor this August.

PIGEON FORGE -- Fed up with what he sees as a two-party stranglehold on U.S. politics, local businessman Vinnie Vineyard decided to get involved.

-Jason Davis/The Mountain Press

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