Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Funkmaster V and James Brown the Third Preach



Thursday, December 13, 2012

Lot-O-News - Week of 12-12-12

New for 2013, Funkmaster V's Family Band, featuring the musical stylings and wrestle grapple-holds needed to defend the Southern States from the impending Vampire Apocolyptions. Be forewarned, if I mention something about "My old family band", it references someone in this picture. From left to right= Monroe Fayte, Maskerade, the Tsunami Kid, The Demon, Dwayne Windham, Funkmaster V, Bob O Mac, Shane Daniels, Demitrya, Barry Allen...

It's promising to be the post apocalyptic thiller of the pre- summer feature blast!!!

This Saturday Morning, on MBR-TV, they are showing a replay of my title match with Noah Richards. SPOILER ALERT- FUNK BREAKS BONES. Airdate= Saturday Dec 15th 11AM MBR-TV

After you watch me break someone's hands, wash that rear end of yours and bring the kids out to Onieda High School on Dec 15th. It's free with a toy. Watch this video. WARNING! I may be wrestling someone from the Family Band! Seeeeeeeeeeee??? Now you have insider knowledge!!! 

I have said the Foo Fighters, especially with Maroon 5 turning into a pop band, was the last defender of rock n roll. Well, it looks like there are some reinforcements on the way. (THIS SONG IS INAPPROPRIATE FOR CHITLINS OR DECENT HUMANS~ but I like it.) This front man talks like Michael Jackson, moves like Mick Jagger, looks like Frank Zappa, and sings like Freddy Mercury. Hellz yeah.

I always forget to post this video every day, but I remembered today. For your viewing pleasure, Jay Perkey, trying to come to my aid... gets kicked in the bawls from the Creatures of the Night

Funkmaster V needs no man made award to tell him who he is, but my little round SassyFrass is up for EGO PRO manager of the year, and oh man... she is worthy of praise. Please take 10 seconds out of your day to vote for the girl (Sorry Warren)

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

ERA TV This Saturday Will Feature Funkmaster V vs. Richards

As a preview for this Saturday's huge ERA Toys For Joy event, this Saturday's edition of "ERA Wrestling TV" looks back at the YouTube Television Championship match from Nov. 10th in Oneida, TN between Noah Richards and the current East TN Y
ouTube Television Champion Funkmaster V. We also look at the upcoming matches between DavidMichaels and James Cole, Dexter York and Noah Richards, and the big ERA Television Championship match between the current champion, Draven Lee, and the former two time ERA Television Champion Pain. So don't miss "ERA Wrestling TV" this Saturday at 11am on MBR-TV and ERAWrestling.com and then come to Oneida High School at 7pm this Saturday to see a history making event and to help a child have a great Christmas. Admission is only one unwrapped toy, valued at $5 or more.

Friday, December 7, 2012

ERA TV- Funkmaster V vs. Dexter York

ERA Television Main Event Title Defense vs. Dexter York. My match starts about 15 minutes in. I would like to say that me being dropkicked in this thumbnail looks cool but I am silently protesting this. Why couldn't the thumbnail me doing the Funky Figure Four? Huh? Huh? Yeah.... that's what I thought.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Merchandise Page Issues

I've had a few people try to purchase items through www.funkmasterv.com and they have indicated that they have problems. I am working with Amazon on this now and it will be fixed by tomorrow.