Monday, April 28, 2014

Insomnia Wrestling Theater!!!


Insomnia Wrestling Theater 


Funkmaster V vs. Ryan Hunter at Etcw Alcoa

The Semi Finals heat up as Western North Carolina's impressive upstart, Ryan "The Body" Hunter takes on the venerable entertainer and judoka known as Funkmaster V. The winner will advance into the finals of the ETCW Heavyweight Championship Tournament to vie for the inaugural championship run.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS!!!

FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS

FUNKMASTER V (Former
EGO Pro Wrestling Champion) vs.
BRAD CA$H (Former UWA Heavyweight Champion)
The rematch!!!
Etcw Alcoa- 7PM Green Market of Flea Acerage

 
Also, this is a song I wrote for Brad Ca$h before I snap his poor patella
 
 

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Funkmaster V on an Intellectual Podcast!

YOU ARE NOT AS SMART AS YOU THINK YOU ARE Episode 14

Who says that Pro Wrestling/ Taxi Cab Company Owning/ Musician/ Radio Personality/ Libertarian/ Lover of Women/ Men of Funk are only for looks. One of the weirdest random Funkmaster V sightings on the web is on the Podcast "You Are Not As Smart As You Think You Are." The host uses my sleep deprived rant about how I thought the finale of Lost sucked to kick the show off... and the show is about how narrative changes our beliefs and behaviors. 







ETCW Rasslin and $5 Funk Friday
When: April 25th 7PM
Where: Green Acres Market of Fleas
What: Rematch- Funkmaster V vs. Brad Ca$h
Is you is- or is you ain't a Funkmaster V fan? Is you is due a break this week. Since I suck at wrestling, the best I can do is give you is a $5 Friday at Etcw Alcoa. THAT'S RIGHT!!! ALL Funkmaster V T-shirts, DVDs, CDs be $5!!

OH MY DAME

CLICK THE RADIO BUTTON ^^^
Funkmaster V hosts 4 shows every weekday, 9AM, 12PM, 5PM, 9PM on OUR CITY RADIO- The Knoxville Urban Station! (NC-17 Radio) I play the best in National and Local Hip Hop and R&B and I drop strange meandering stories about Funk and Love for the Lost.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Tonight I Make My Worldwide Television Debut!!!



Tonight~ 9PM SNAPPED ON OXYGEN 

I play Jay Orbin... Feel free to watch and be amazed at my acting skills. HOWEVER, I only did two scenes and had a total of 60 seconds or so of airtime. It's not like I will be on the whole show. ENJOY!

Monday, April 7, 2014

This Week in the Funk



Lots of Funk, Wrestling and Murder!!!



4/10/2014
"Nights Over Knoxville with Funkmaster V" (NC-17)
Top local artists on Urban radio with ridiculous Funkmaster V insights.
Jaystorm, The House of the Rising Funk, Soulfinger, The Maker, Raymond B and others!!!
LINK-http://knoxville.ourcityradio.com/channels/urban

4/11/2014  Friday Night!
ETCW Heavyweight Championship Tournament Continues
Only 4 men remain! Funkmaster V, Brad Cash, Shane Daniels, Luke Walker
Alcoa Flea Market 7PM



4/12/2014 Saturday Night!
ERA Rasslin!
Funkmaster V will be back in action to melt faces with FUNK and Fist Fightin'
Petros-Joiner Middle School 6PM

4/12/2014
The Artist Formerly Known as Funkmaster V headlines Leathal Lottery!!!
The Quest for God's Will to Regain the Gold Continues…
Can I be the third man to win the EGO PRO CHAMPIONSHIP for the 2nd time????
Athens Armory 7PM

4/13/2014
Funkmaster V is on SNAPPED on the Oxygen Channel!!!
9PM (I will be on the TV for maybe 60 seconds. 60 DELICIOUS Seconds)

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Throwback Thursday!!


‪#‎TBT‬ Funkmaster V is talking a lot of trash and doing all sorts of sin back in the 2008~2010 era. Enjoy! I forgot most of this stuff
 Funkmaster V  Press Kit

With Beth McClure, Justin O'Day, Brian Miracle, Billy Marshall, Jim Strickland, Bob O Mac, Dwayne Windham, Justin Beiber, Jesse Awol Proctor, Shane Daniels, Buggy Boy, Patrick M. Tallent, Drake Morningstar, Cubby Bear and Juicy Fruit, Paranormal Activity, the Funk Babies, The Lone Wolf James Malenko, Chris Cameron, Jay Perkey, Popcorn, KISS Covers, sweaty afros, Southern Gospel songs, Viewer Hate Mail, Pimp Cup, Dave Jones, Wicked Truth, the Demon, George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic, Jack Blalock, Christmas Tidings, Jonathan Schwartz, egg drinks