Tuesday, January 28, 2020

FUNK MOY-DAH

Funkmaster V on ID Discovery



January 28 at 9 PM Eastern and Midnight, I will be appearing in another television show… Breaking a personal record of mine. The name of the show is “Murder Comes Home“, making it the eleventyith-twelfth TV show I’ve done that had Murder in the title. Come join me for Moidah... won’t you?


Do you know why you should never get your haircut kids? Because I went from being the killer in this episode to a guy that just knows a guy because I got my haircut before this was shot. Anyways bon app├ętit!!!

Thursday, January 16, 2020

Happy New Years from the FUNK

WHAT IS GOING ON, BOO?
HERE'S SOME NEW SHIZ FROM BNP!!!




We are happy to announce that Carol from the Walking Dead is our Nature show host!!! ASY TV and ASY Paranormal had to regrettably split with Tom Cruise. Angry dude. Whatevs. Everything will be better, now... though. Just relax. Melissa Suzanne McBride got this... Relaaaaaaaaaaaax. It’s better! #thewalkingdead #lookattheflowers #asyparanormal


BIG N FUNKY PRESENT
SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS

The puppet versions of the cast of ASY Paranormal's "Wrestling With Ghosts" hosts sci-fi movies and embark on adventures of their own. From killing zombies with bass guitars to being prejudiced against gay frogs, you never know what Big Luke, Funkmaster V, and Travis Graves will get into. #bmovies #asyparanormal #wrestlingwithghosts



LET IT SNOW, MAN II


This sequel from Big N Funky Productions finds another security guard all alone in a remote luxury hotel that employs him, a year after another security guard went missing on night shift. Will he suffer the same fate??? #asytv #asyparanormal #wrestlingwithghosts #heywhoaeasy



EP27 Funkmaster V


HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! Welcome back to Paranormal Heart. Were you can now enjoy the show twice a month, the second Sunday and the last Sunday of each month.
My first guest of 2020 has an impressive background. "Star of "Wrestling With Ghosts", Pro wrestler, Ghost Hunter, bounty hunter, funk-basser, actor, Atarian, Libertarian, owns Funkmaster V's Uptown Cabs of Renown." I introduce to you, the multi talented Funkmaster V himself.
This episode I have the honour of having a guest narrator. My buddy Dixie Cryptid reads us an interesting Bigfoot story. Don't worry, Jon will be back with his crazy Oddities very soon. 
Much love to you all and thanks for listening.
Funkmaster V can be found at: http://www.funkmasterv.com/wwg.html