Friday, April 19, 2013

Funkmaster V- Hottest Promo in Indie Wrestling

The hottest wrestling promo in indie wrestling. So hot it burnt the interviewer's eyebrows. Literally...

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Funk Music Can Save Your Soul!!!

Still feeling blue about what happened in Boston or has life been kicking you in the figurative meatballs since the economic meltdown of 2008? Well, music can't right wrongs but it can right your mind. Check out these tunes to get your body in gear and to rid your mind of fear. 

Ten Funk Songs to get you feelin' right on a Tuesday night:

1) Serpentine Fire by Earth, Wind, & Fire

2) The Bird by Morris Day and the Time
3) It's All the Way Live by Lakeside
4) Chase Me by Con Funk Shun
5) Earthquake by Larry Graham and Graham Central Station
6) What is Hip by Tower of Power 
7) Fight the Power by the Isley Brothers
8) I Want to Take You Higher by Sly and the Family Stone
9) Holy Ghost by the Bar-Kays
10) Burn Rubber by the Gap Band

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Tioght Music Tuesday

One day removed from an awful tragedy in Boston, we need some good music to pick our spirits up... cause let's face it... all we can do is pray, volunteer, donate blood, and empathize. We have no control over evil sometimes... all we can do is not let it affect us negatively. SO! I want to post some music from the best 4 CDs I have stumbled across over the last 4 years to cheer up my peeps in the Funk Nation. 

#1 Foo Fighters- "Miss the Misery" off of Wasting Light

#2 Living Colour- "Burned Bridges" off of The Chair in the Doorway

#3 Rafael Saadiq- "Radio" off of Stone Rollin' 

#4 Pinnick Gales Pridgen- "Hang on Brother" off of Self Titled 

Sunday, April 14, 2013

The Red Fist of Funk Befell Logan Alexander

That was a nifty match, and hopefully you guys will see the excellent post match interview soon (it depends on EGO PRO VIDEO), but last night was very successful for Funkmaster V, the funkette Britny Foxx, and the Red Fist of Funk. Not only did Britny's saucy ways distract the old horndog Conner Cruze and cost him and the Demon the EGO PRO tag straps, I had a solid win against a solid rookie named Logan Alexander. His military and martial arts back ground was fun to play with, so I showed him some good ole fashioned judo. In the end, the fans were wowed by the Red Fist of Funk. Sorry about your face, Logan.

Conner Cruze, Demon... looks like ole Funkmaster is making a bee-line for my old Youtube TV Title. Justice will prevail, children! Now on the ERA Wrestling in late April to see how those funk followers dig the Red Fist of Funk on the north side of the state.

Friday, April 5, 2013

Funkmaster V is Now the Spokesman for WAX VAC (tm)

I've been trying to get into acting for awhile, and finally I have had "MUCH-SUCCESS". I would like to announce that yours truly has been selected to be the South Eastern spokesperson for Wax Vac! Simply the safest and healthiest way to remove ear wax from your ear canals! Here is the Commercial that they will start circulating in May!!!
The Safe & Effective Way to Clean and Dry Your Ears! WaxVac™ Draws Dirt Particles & Moisture Out of Your Ears!
ORDER DETAILS: Order today, and you will receive the WaxVacTM, 8 color silicone tips, and the cleaning brush for just $10.00, plus $6.99 P&H.

BUT WAIT! - as a special bonus, we will DOUBLE your offer and send you an additional WaxVacTM, 8 color silicone tips, and another cleaning brush FREE - just pay an additional $6.99 P&H for the free set. Sales tax will be applied to orders from Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and New York.

Offer includes 2 WaxVacTM units, 16 color silicone tips, and 2 cleaning brushes.

Thanks goes to Pro Wrestler, Bass Player, Libertarian Funkmaster V for his fine endorsement of our fine product.