Monday, July 19, 2010

New Beginnings

New Beginnings

July 19th 2010
Well, this whole "Everybody Liking Me and Smiling When they See Me Thing" is hard to get used too. On July 3rd, I was walking back to the locker room in front of 500 fans, escorting Bob O Mac, who just defeated my old partner Dwayne Windham for the TXW Youtube TV Title, and children were hugging me and hot women were taking pictures of me and Bob.... and I was thinking, "This is what it was like in a parallel universe." I'm not sure how it happened, but I can thank Detroit Funk City, oh sorry... they changed it to: The Creatures of the Night (geez- how lame can you get)... for their contribution to my new found popularity. Heck, even today I'm shooting a commercial for United Way about education awareness! Do you mean to tell me that not using a chain was all it took for all of this positive reinforcement?

In all seriousness, I am sorry to all of the fans for what I have done in the past. Breaking the rules, taking the easy way out and screwing over people that trained hard is just desperate things people do to stay on top... and in the end, no one respects you for it. So... no more weapons, no more double and triple teams... from now on, its Funkmaster V the wrestler you will see... and if I'm not going to be good enough to not cheat and win, then I guess I will lose. Which heck! Seems like that's what I'm good at doing now. I need your help if I'm going to reverse this losing streak!!!

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