Year End Review

I would have to say that 2013 has been the wildest year of my life- and one of the most eventful. Starting my own Taxi Cab Business: Funkmaster V's Uptown Cabs of Renown/ Winning the EGO Heavyweight Championship & East Tennessee Youtube TV Title in the same night/ Front page appearances on newspapers, articles in magazines, interviews on Podcasts, radio, blogs etc./ The announcement of me running for public office in 2014... personal triumphs, memories with family and friends and the hum drum of everyday piddling. WHEW! I've been a busy man of funk.

But remember- my family, friends, fans, customers, and fellow believers in the funk have lifted me up. I couldn't have done jack-squat without you. I am proud to be your friendly neighborhood Funkmaster V... and in 2014... expect BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS..... including................ the Album (Yes I'm old) Release of "FUNKMASTER V: OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE FUNK" and possible me delving back into radio. Which is one of my greatest loves.

To make your own 2014 version of Funkmaster V for your own personal use.... heed the following:
Take one part Venus Flytrap, One part Ric Flair, One part Larry Graham, One part Ron Paul, One part James Brown, One part Joe Namath, One part Mule kick to the face. MIx. Heat for 99 1/2 days at 250. Serves 1-3 Beautiful Women.

Funk to be Interviewed on SCIMAX RADIO 12/12/13 at 9PM EST

Thursday I will be on a groovilicious podcast starting at 9PM. SciMAX Radio... but I cannot give up any info on the ultra secretive MOTHERSHIP. Here's the link... bring a drink.

Sci Max Radio

Nolan's Gift Show DEC 10!!!

When I was out of town, the show got switched to DEC 10th!!!

All I can say about this show is look at the poster: You have a great sampling of some of the supremely talented boys and girls of the rassle-world in the region joining up for a great cause. I'm taking on the man I won the EGO PRO Heavyweight Championship from: Cadillac Steven Burns in a bout. Get in for a toy... see a great show. 

The toys will be donated to under privileged kids around the Holiday season. And maybe- Warren Peace will rassle a penguin. 

ERA TV Title Match tonight!!!

Square/ www.squareup.com SUCKS!!!

You guys know that Answer Financial is one of the crappiest excuses for an employer and in our household it is a synonym for poop. I have successfully talked loved ones from working there and also have witnessed some crazy person ripping their News Sentinel's advertisements from their machines and throwing them away time and time again. Well, next on the poop list is Square- the credit card reader. There were some questionable charges (to them) last week on my account and without speaking one word to me they have frozen thousands of dollars in my bank account for 90 days and terminated my account. Business owners BEWARE!!! Use Paypal or Intuit!!! More to come.

SQUARE SUCKS!

ANSWER FINANCIAL SUCKS!

www.squareup.com SUCKS!

Funkmaster V's Uptown Cabs of Renown..... not too shabby

Funk Finds his Basketball Rookie Card- Pre Match Hype

Funkmaster V is happy to find his Lackawanna Funk ABA Rookie Card, and uses comparisons from it to call out Evan Turner and God's Will in his rematch for the EGO PRO HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP on Nov 9th.

Sweetwater TN- Luttrell Community Center 7PM

More blabbering lies from the Evan Turner/ God's Will camp.