Summer of Funk Continues

Last week I fell short in my claim in the Great American Battle Royal for the Title, but hell kids... I was in the ring with Menace, the King Shane Williams, and the eventual champion Arrick Andrews. We did film my new interview segment "The Mothership w/ Funkmaster V", where I debuted some beautiful and talented funkettes to the Knoxville area: Debbi Danger and the PYT. On my show, I get to gong wrestlers who bore me. THE POWER WILL GO TO MY HEAD!!!

Debbi Danger and I also got to shoot some photos with old pets that need a home. We were happy to be apart of the Wrestlers vs. Young Williams Animal Shelter photo shoot. I will soon be uploading pics of Funkmaster V, Debbi Danger... and our "Atomic Dog" Joan. Yes... there is a dog named Joan.

This week, I popped up on the Internet Movie Database. Yes... that IS awesome. I hope I get a role in the Walking Dead now. I've been practicing my Georgia voice... that scratchy, breathy, "I need water" parched throat voice. I will be awesome.



God Makes Beautiful Things made it's debut on www.1gimmickworld.com, a family of podcasts ran by WWE's Big Vito and Micheal Vee. Episode #9 featured a famous voice over actor...

Also, on the 30th I'm taking on an old rival in Wartburg: The Cadillac Cowboy. Check out this stacked card.



OH! and one more thing................ I updated my results page and media page. See ya on the flip!!!

The Mothership Lands Back in Knoxville

Tell ya ma and your pa, the Mothership is landing in North Knoxville, ya'll...

 

#1 Contender Time

Lots of stuff going on in the world of Funkmaster V's friends and family: Music videos, taxi cab confessions, losing money, having fun, making money, spotting witches... you know, the norm. But today I have a moment to reflect on and promote some wrestling type jive.

God Makes Beautiful Things #7 (The Other One and Only)

 

Seems like it took three weeks to make, but finally Big Luke leads the charge as he and Funkmaster V delve into another dumpster fire... a local guy, calling himself "The One and Only" cuts a promo while driving his car. The guys discuss promo, entrance, and booking psychology... as well as they discuss drunk taxi passengers that dumped beer on Funkmaster V's wife. Also: Funkmaster V and the Funkmaster V's music video "Time to Rise". Part of the Offshoots family of podcast

 

#1 Contender's Match

 

Saturday Night is Alright for Fightin'
Funkmaster Vvs. Mick O'Malley

#1 Contender's Match!!!
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I have battled this Irishman a few times now and it seems like he is pretty evenly matched with me. I will tell you  this, who becomes the number one contender for the SAW Championship will come down to whether or not I can use the Funky Figure Four to slow him down enough to handle his entourage of potato eaters that is always lurking ringside. I hope I get a chance to get my hands on Shane and end his year long undefeated streak after my potential victory... but if the title drops to Travis Sawyer at this event, so be it. That will be the first time I face Travis in a singles match... and it will be for the SAW Championship. Whoa. Easy... easy... that match is potentially one month from my babalones.

 

Dusty Finish

 

The passing of Dusty Rhodes is really screwing me up. I wonder if I'm so sad because he probably is the first of the 80's NWA mega superstars to go. An icon from my favorite and most nostalgic period of the sport I love is gone... Never to entertain us again. I felt oddly connected to him, probably because there are not too many white southern jive talking wrestlers around. Warren Peace​ used to call me EGO PRO's Dusty... And now that has an even more special meaning to me. Hope you all are handling this better than me. You will be missed, American Dream. 

WFUNK's Two for Tueday

Just like your cheesy hometown radio station, WFUNK is kicking out "Two for Tuesday". Choice selection number one is a music video that was shot by Fembot 2001 for an old song from the mind of Funkmaster V... "Time to Rise". The video portrays a dystopian future where nomadic Evil Music Suckas will be destroyed by musical overlord Funkmaster V if the populace refuses to "Believe in the Funk." This video stars Gretchen Vineyard, Funkmaster V on bass, JR Horn on guitar, Brian "Wooly Bully" Smith on drums, robots, and various nomads. So here you go...

 

Funkmaster V & the Funkmaster V "Time to Rise"

 

 

Choice selection number two is episode 6 from God Makes Beautiful Things. This podcast features an energetic Big Luke Walker and a sick Funkmaster V as they run down the essential topics: strippers, touchy wrestlers, Game of Thrones nudity and more. The main points of interest in this show however, are the fellas opinions on "shooting" in a wrestling ring, and the boys expose one of the admin's hidden identities behind the controversial "Trash Bag Wrestlers" webpage.

 

God Makes Beautiful Things #6 (Spuds Equals Duds)

 

"God Makes Beautiful Things" is also available through an audio only/ mobile friendly version on the Offshoots Network Podcasts. http://theoffshoots.podbean.com/

Funkmaster V's Undefeated Streak of His Own!

Since Funkmaster V has been back on a mission to stop Shane Daniel's undefeated streak, Funk has amassed some impressive wins and has got a little win streak of his own: Daniel Mulligan, Demetrya, Josh Turner, Mick O'Malley, Cody Raines and most recently Shawn Rage have been derailed by the Funk Train. Check him out coming up at ETCW, SAW, and EGO-PRO has he tries to make history!

Here is the match that some say was an upset: Funkmaster V and Shawn Rage. Here Funkmaster uses the Funky Figure Four to win another match... this time indirectly. 

Tough Enough Audition!

Watch this and ask yourself if "The Black Panther" Funkmaster V is Tough Enough for the WWE. Then buy yourself a nice, little something... from us to you.

Two Matches this weekend! Let me say it again... YOU WILL RUN!!!! TELL EVERYONE!!!!