Sunday, March 30, 2014

Sunday Night Facts

Three things:
1) Bought a new PC. MAC's have spoiled me.
2) I will be on SNAPPED on the Oxygen channel tonight at 9PM
3) No one cares b/c I'm going up against the season finale of the Walking Dead

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Funkmaster V to Make ETCW Debut

In a singles battle that has never taken place, Funkmaster V will take on Brad Cash March 28th at ETCW. The event, which will be at the Alcoa Middle School Gym, will start at 7PM, benefiting the local youth baseball team.

Funkmaster V has faced Brad Cash in three special bouts before, with Funk taking a victory in a Detroit Funk City 6 man match at EGO PRO and previous two no-contests. But, Brad Cash is not only a tag team expert, and a local hardcore icon, but the master of a powerful lariat that strikes fear into his opponent. Funkmaster V is a former EGO PRO Heavyweight Champion and Brad Cash is a former UWA Heavyweight Champion. Here is a video from Funkmaster V introducing himself to ETCW fans.



The two were also finalists in the Grapple Magazine's Independent Wrestler of 2013 polls.

Friday, March 14, 2014

TAFKAFMV Serenades Barry Allen

Here I sing to Barry Allen... be impressed as he is intimidated!
EGO PRO ATHENS ARMORY SATURDAY NIGHT!!!


Friday, March 7, 2014

The Wacky World of the Funk

Tons of things are happenin' cappenin'!!! Check out what is going down in the beautiful month of March:

PRO WRESTLING

EGO PRO MARCH 15th ATHENS TN ARMORY
Perhaps the most talented stable in East Tennessee history, "The Just" has declared war on everyone else.... "The Unjust". The Battle of God's Will continues March 15th. Don't cry kiddies, but when you have William G. NicholsRachel Byrd aka Brittany Foxx, Evan Turner, Shane DanielsTyler JettJoseph Knight, and the Artist Formerly Known as Funkmaster V... how can you go wrong? If God's Will is for us, who can against us?




ERA WRESTLING MARCH 8th PETROS-JOYNER SCHOOL
The feisty folks at ERA Wrestling are inviting ole Funkmaster back up for a scrum March 8th. My opponent is TBA... but one thing is fo' sho'... this show will be alot of fun. I was even interviewed this week on the mighty WECO AM about the upcoming melees.

MULTIMEDIA-

March 12th at 8PM, I will be a guest on the "Dean's List" Podcast. Dean Jennings is a nice guy, and in the course of 15 minutes we talked about every subject in human history. EVERY LAST ONE. Click the link here for a direct link to the show on that Wednesday...

http://www.spreaker.com/user/thedeanjennings


CABLE WIDE TV-LIKE TELEVISION


Sunday, March 30th at 9PM..... Funkmaster V will make his national cable debut on the Oxygen's SNAPPED! Watch as my character ends up on the wrong side of a crazy lady's knife.

SOUTHERN BAIL

I am proud to be a spokesperson for SOUTHERN BAIL!!!!!! If you are on the wrong side of the law, call your friendly neighborhood Funkmaster V. Same number as Funkmaster V's Uptown Cabs of Renown: 865-384-7589 

Remember kids:
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK... RIDE WITH THE FUNK
if not
YOU'LL GO TO JAIL... THEN CALL SOUTHERN BAIL
865-384-7589