Wednesday, May 18, 2016

The Funk Train Rollin' Into Chicago

Funkmaster V and Big Luke Walker are invading the North... carrying the banner of the Superior Rasslin of the Souff. PRO WRESTLING BLITZ: Wrestlefest 7: Chicago, Illinois...More info to come...


Monday, May 9, 2016

Old Marketing Trick

Seems like summer is starting off a little slow for us in the taxi industry in Sevier County... so here we rely on old school tricks to brainwash the needy: Subliminal Messages!!!

Monday, April 18, 2016

Funkmaster V in a Monster Movie

Funkmaster V will costar in the vampire film "Smoke" at the Knoxville 54 hour film festival. The premire will be: April 23rd 4pm-7pm Regal Downtown West Cinema 8 - 1640 Downtown West Blvd., Knoxville TN 37919

Sunday, March 6, 2016

Funkmasta Be Rasslin'

Hello Sexies! I'm wrestling Friday in what has been becoming a more and more rare occurence. For those of you that think I have lost my edge over the last few months due to avoiding my matches with Travis Sawyer... all I will say is that you do not care about me... and it hurts. Come out Friday and I will remind you what Funking up a hillbilly looks like!




Monday, February 22, 2016

New CD on the Horizon

Gonna start the recording of the new CD next month. Vote on the name of the CD, or come up with a clever name yourself, and you can win one fo' free!!!
A) Funkmaster V & the Funkmaster V: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Funk.
B) This is Some GD Witchcraft
C) One Hawt Leg

Email suggestions to: redfistoffunk@yahoo.com
 
 

Monday, February 8, 2016

I Got No Beef With Carla...

For those who are cool enough to get the "I've got no beef with Carla" joke, I will be on "Murder Comes to Town" tonight at 8 PM on DISCOVERY ID. I will be dressed as an inmate and being all sorts of nasty. I promise this performance will put my Bill Hampton evil-rubbing-hands-together performance to shame.