New Commercial Version 1.1/ Saturday's Match

I had to redo the commercial for TV. I think it's better because I'm punching Brad Cash in the FACE!!! Only Taxi commercial in history that shows the owner committing violence. #BookUptownCabs

If you have ever woken up and realized you were in a tag team, you have probably wrestled Shawn Killebrew Streets of Street Dreamz. The guy is a phenomenal tag team wrestler. In fact, I believe the largest indoor crowd I have ever wrestled in front of was during the TXW vs. SAW war. Detroit Funk City represented TXW, and Street Dreamz represented SAW. It was the most surreal match of my career. There were no good guys or bad guys. Hundreds of TXW fans chanted "TXW" as hundreds of SAW fans chanted "SAW". It went back and forth the whole match. The home crowd didn't appreciate the fact that the Demon and myself won the match... and when somebody from the TXW group smacked a hat off of a fan, the place was torn apart. I was asked to leave quickly, and as I left the parking lot, 3-4 people were chasing my car. This Saturday...for the first time ever,Funkmaster V takes on Shawn Streets in singles competition. It's time to get the crowd in a lynching mode one more time at EGO PRO WRESTLING in Athens

New Commercial, Dig It?

A new commercial for EVERYONE TO SEE (If you watch crappy cable in Knoxville, that is)

EGO PRO Show Saturday...New DVD

ANGER RISING DVD SERIES DEBUTS

"Funk Fever"

The Story Behind Dwayne Windham and Funkmaster V

What can I say? This is a privilege being included in the first DVD of this series. From what I have seen so far (30 Seconds) I laughed out loud. Here is a clip:

Here's what I've heard about who and what is on this. Some great East Tennessee wrestling nostalgia from back in the hey day of TXW. 

1) Pimp Cup Match
Dwayne vs. Funk

2) Beth O Funk vs. Dr. Cancer

3) Record Breaking Match
Dwayne vs. Funk

3) Youtube TV Title Match
Dwayne vs. Dr. Cancer

4) Loser Eats Dog Food
Dwayne vs. Funk

5) Chain on a Pole
Dwayne vs. Funk

6) EGO PRO- Last DFC Match
Belt vs. Mask vs. Fro vs. Dress
Demon & Funkmaster V vs. Shane Daniels & Dwayne Windham

7) Funkmaster V Return match
Open Youtube TV Title Match
Dwayne vs. Funk w/ Sassy Frass

Plus Match clips from:
Spoony Mack vs. Funkmaster V
Barry Allen vs. Dwayne Windham
Detroit Funk City & Beth O Funk vs. The Gathering & Monroe Fayte
Chris Cameron vs. Dwayne Windham
Demon, Funkmaster V, and Dwayne Windham vs. Chris Cameron, Nick Taylor, Tsunami Kid
Team FUNK vs. Team PUNK 
Plus Commentary from Valdean Pouncie, Jay Perkey, Wally Miles, David Pillman, Gene Rosario, Violet Adams, and Dave Jones!

Plus:
Dwayne Windham- DDR King
Clips from TXW Main Event TV
Dwayne Windham as Funkmaster V's valet

From the EGO PRO's Facebook Page and BARRY ALLEN:

"This....This right here.
you should go.
Trust me.
The road to the tenth anniversary starts at this show. I know....it's a year away. There are some nice little surprises lined up - plus we're basically letting you guys suggest matches you want to see.....so head over, rsvp and leave a note telling us who you wanna see wrestle."

Going

EGO Pro - The Pumpkin King's Pumpkintown Throwdown

Saturday at 7:00pm

Army National Guard in Athens, Tennessee37 people are going

Monday Mornin' Video Madness

Some Funkmaster V fans pine for the days of when I posted slick looking video's of me calling out the Buggy Boy for scratching my car, shooting Dwayne Windham out of a cannon, training on the mountain with the Funky Monk, but this weekend I'm cheesed off. Here are two videos, one about wrestling one about politics, where I start to lose me cool. Sorry children, no lights and music, just uncut FUNK.

Warning to Luke Walker's Silly Azz

 

My Thoughts of Latte Salutes, Boobs on the Ground, and Fox News

EGO PRO 9th ANNIVERSARY WEEKEND!!!

Last year the EGO PRO Anniversary weekend was HUGE. On Friday, Detroit Funk City Rolled out of a Funkmaster V's Uptown Cabs of RenownTaxi, hit the bricks and The Demon, Dwayne Windham, and Funkmaster Vtook out Brad Cash, Steven Cadillac Burns, and Tsunami Kid with the ole WEAVER LOCK for a win for the good guys. Even Scott Hall (Yes that Scott Hall) said the match was awesome. On Saturday, I defended the EGO PRO belt against Evan Turner in a match that created two monsters: Evan Turner and God's Will. And that's just my sorry azz. Come out to the Athens Armory tonight and tomorrow to see yuk yuks with actual talent!!!

Saturday night at EGO PRO's big 9th Anniversary show I gotta take on the head case BigLuke Walker. He now apparently doesn't believe he's a Funkmaster (thank god), but he's apparently got to bring in notes to help him wrestle. Dear God help me...

Upcoming Dates, Brain Droppings and a Classic Funkmaster Match

After having the ETCW Heavyweight Championship stripped from me last month, it reminded me of how most of my title runs come to an end. I held the East Tennessee/  TXW Youtube TV Title 4 times, and only losing it because of a match decision once, and last year I lost the EGO PRO Heavyweight Championship through nefarious means. Such is the life of a pro wrestler. EGO PRO and Galaxy Media has recently released my title bout with Evan Turner last year... so funk fans- Enjoy!

Also, stayed tuned this month as I take on the seemingly perpetual thorn in my side Big Luke Walker as God's Will tries to get under my skin at EGO PRO- Athens TN September 20th for their 9th Anniversary Weekend, and ETCW at Alcoa Middle School September 27th at 7PM. Here are a few thoughts of my upcoming match with Luke Walker at EGO PRO.