FUNKMASTER IS BACK

I took a break from wrestling to re-evaluate a few things and like the dam mob, they got their meathooks into me and they are dragging me back in. Apparently, Severe Attitude Wrestling has themselves a touch of cancer.... Champion Shane Daniels. Shane has been a wrecking ball in the past... destroying almost anything he comes in contact with: TXW, SAW, the stable Detroit Funk City, Maskerade's flaming back, ring ropes, title reign records, and undefeated streaks. Needless to say, Shane is all about Shane.... I am all about love, big legged women, and the FUNK. Here is my message for Mr. Pee in My Cheerios himself. I have a surprise for ole boy!!!

I play Phil Hartman's Make-up Artist for cash

It's true.... 

Keep an eye out for me as appearing as Phil Hartman's make-up on the Oxygen channel's hit show... SNAPPED. But for now, let me entertain you with old wrestling funk promos. 

Funk Flashback Fridays

"On the Mothership, all officers of the court are children."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLt0_ThA_lw

Funkmaster V on Trial (TXW Wrestling/ EGO PRO)

Hovering above the earth on a cold Christmas Eve night, Funkmaster V is tried for his crime of "fakin tha funk" by the Mothership's High Court. He could stan...

YOUTUBE.COM

Funky Graphic February!

Apparently if you wanna make $$$, put Funkmaster V on a poster...

 

Tomorrow NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETCW Heavyweight Championship on the line!!!!!!!!!!!
I heard Luke Walker​ has a big announcement about this match!

 

EGO PRO

 

SEVERE ATTITUDE WRESTLING

 

 

Also check out the Media Page for new links to multimedia funkiness and the Results page has been updated for your funk azz az well.

"OFFSHOOTS" Wrestling Podcast

Funkmaster V & Luke Walker talk about Severe Attitude Wrestling, Independent Wrestling and other jive. (Watch out for LANGUAGE THAT MAY OFFEND)

http://theoffshoots.podbean.com/e/in-the-padded-cell-big-l…/

If you like the three "F's":
Funk, F-bombs, and Fine Radio Boobs ---- this is the Podcast Broadcast fo' yo ass

Funkmaster is a Murder Suspect and a Velvety Voice This Weekend

Ole' Funkmaster is playing a diabolical son-of-a son-of-a on the upcoming episode of "Murder Comes to Town".

Investigation Discovery's Murder Comes to TownSeason 2 Episode  5 - Premiers Monday Jan 26th at 10pm EST
 "He'd Do it Again" 

Description:  

"Tucked along Washington's Willapa Bay, the sleepy city of South Bend is the kind of small town where not only does everyone know their neighbor’s name, but their entire family tree. But when the well-liked South Bend native, Tim Moore, seemingly vanishes one cold November night, residents begin to realize they may not know the folks next door as well as they thought."

Investigation Discovery can be found in Knoxville area on:

Channel 111 - Comcast
Channel 285 - DIRECTTV
Channel 113 - Charter
Channel 192 - DISH

The New Severe Attitude Wrestling

Jan 24th- Boys And Girls Club Maryville TN 7PM

 

 

 Check this link and come watch some of the best wrestling in East Tennessee. Luke Walker and I will be laying down the commentary to educate the masses and making all the women swoon.

 

https://www.facebook.com/events/904898569550540/

Bruno Mars on Ellen Singing His Song About Us.

My man Bruno Mars was on Ellen just now singing his song he wrote for my cab company. He did awesome. As he says... "We'll come and get ya..."