Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Wrestling Quiz and News

WHICH EAST TENNESSEE WRESTLER ARE YOU

 
Here's a fun little online quiz where you can only win if you get Funkmaster V. See if you can!!!!
 
 
Description:
East Tennessee is home to some of the most diverse and talented wrestlers in the country. What sets them apart is their unique personalities. Take this quiz to see which East Tennessee wrestler you relate the most with.
 
 

FUNKMASTER V TO BE ON "BLUES ON THE ROAD"

November 24th, Funkmaster V will be on Dan "The Rocket" DeSalvo's segment on the show "Blues on the Road" airing out of Whitley City KY. It will be on the air around 7PM.
 
"But you is a man of Funk?" You may ask. It all started with my love of the blues and the movie Crossroads. Is there anything more badass than an old bluesman breaking out of prison to take a gullible kid to Mississippi to find a lost blues song........ which leads into "Cuttin' Heads" with the DEVIL? I THINK NOT!!! Anyways, you can listen here...

 
 

FUNKMASTER LOSES IN 3 WAY

(Sounds hotter than it is)
 
At ETCW this last weekend I failed in my charge at regaining my ETCW Heavyweight Championship that I never lost in the first place. My opponents were Pain and another Irishman Mick O'Malley. There were so many Irishmen at the show I'm surprised this ole Italian wasn't stabbed with a shiv. Anyways, here is the news article on that.
 
A local wrestling federation crowned a new champion, a noted heel got his comeuppance, and area police raised funds for a good cause Saturday at the second annual Shop with a Cop Fundraising Wrestling Show.

 

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Funkmaster V Returns to the Front Page

The Daily Times write up about ETCW on the 15th using mine and Big Luke Walker's sexy visages to draw in the females in heat.
http://www.thedailytimes.com/…/article_fe90d5e9-3800-5fe6-b…
The wrestling debut of Alcoa High School’s Brian Nix was looking strong last year when his partner, a menacing masked man known as The Enforcer, knocked an opponent cold in the center of the ring and tagged Nix, signaling the football team’s defensive coordinator to enter the ring and take the pin.
thedailytimes.com

Friday, October 31, 2014

New Commercial Version 1.1/ Saturday's Match


I had to redo the commercial for TV. I think it's better because I'm punching Brad Cash in the FACE!!! Only Taxi commercial in history that shows the owner committing violence. #BookUptownCabs




If you have ever woken up and realized you were in a tag team, you have probably wrestled Shawn Killebrew Streets of Street Dreamz. The guy is a phenomenal tag team wrestler. In fact, I believe the largest indoor crowd I have ever wrestled in front of was during the TXW vs. SAW war. Detroit Funk City represented TXW, and Street Dreamz represented SAW. It was the most surreal match of my career. There were no good guys or bad guys. Hundreds of TXW fans chanted "TXW" as hundreds of SAW fans chanted "SAW". It went back and forth the whole match. The home crowd didn't appreciate the fact that the Demon and myself won the match... and when somebody from the TXW group smacked a hat off of a fan, the place was torn apart. I was asked to leave quickly, and as I left the parking lot, 3-4 people were chasing my car. This Saturday...for the first time ever,Funkmaster V takes on Shawn Streets in singles competition. It's time to get the crowd in a lynching mode one more time at EGO PRO WRESTLING in Athens

Thursday, October 23, 2014

New Commercial, Dig It?


A new commercial for EVERYONE TO SEE (If you watch crappy cable in Knoxville, that is)


Tuesday, October 7, 2014

EGO PRO Show Saturday...New DVD

ANGER RISING DVD SERIES DEBUTS
"Funk Fever"
The Story Behind Dwayne Windham and Funkmaster V

What can I say? This is a privilege being included in the first DVD of this series. From what I have seen so far (30 Seconds) I laughed out loud. Here is a clip:


Here's what I've heard about who and what is on this. Some great East Tennessee wrestling nostalgia from back in the hey day of TXW. 


1) Pimp Cup Match
Dwayne vs. Funk

2) Beth O Funk vs. Dr. Cancer

3) Record Breaking Match
Dwayne vs. Funk

3) Youtube TV Title Match
Dwayne vs. Dr. Cancer

4) Loser Eats Dog Food
Dwayne vs. Funk

5) Chain on a Pole
Dwayne vs. Funk

6) EGO PRO- Last DFC Match
Belt vs. Mask vs. Fro vs. Dress
Demon & Funkmaster V vs. Shane Daniels & Dwayne Windham

7) Funkmaster V Return match
Open Youtube TV Title Match
Dwayne vs. Funk w/ Sassy Frass

Plus Match clips from:
Spoony Mack vs. Funkmaster V
Barry Allen vs. Dwayne Windham
Detroit Funk City & Beth O Funk vs. The Gathering & Monroe Fayte
Chris Cameron vs. Dwayne Windham
Demon, Funkmaster V, and Dwayne Windham vs. Chris Cameron, Nick Taylor, Tsunami Kid
Team FUNK vs. Team PUNK 
Plus Commentary from Valdean Pouncie, Jay Perkey, Wally Miles, David Pillman, Gene Rosario, Violet Adams, and Dave Jones!

Plus:
Dwayne Windham- DDR King
Clips from TXW Main Event TV
Dwayne Windham as Funkmaster V's valet


From the EGO PRO's Facebook Page and BARRY ALLEN:


"This....This right here.
you should go.
Trust me.
The road to the tenth anniversary starts at this show. I know....it's a year away. There are some nice little surprises lined up - plus we're basically letting you guys suggest matches you want to see.....so head over, rsvp and leave a note telling us who you wanna see wrestle."