The Death of Funkmaster V

If you are an EGO PRO and/or East Tennessee Wrestling Fan this is a video for you on why I now hate you, why I now follow God's Will, and why I killed Funkmaster V. Enjoy the last bass playing for free you will ever hear from me! w/ Shane Daniels Yolanda Jolene Tolbert William G. NicholsRachel Byrd Dwayne Windham Barry Allen 

Funkmaster V to be Dismembered on TV

The master of funk has won wrestling titles, played with amazing musicians in front of sold out crowds, started businesses, won awards in comedy and radio and influenced others. He has shot a man out of a cannon, turned his fist into a flaming sphere of fire, and can roll into a ball like that butch chick from Metroid. But today, he will be dismembered by his showgirl wife... for the amusement of female reality TV junkies.

I will be playing a poor man that was murdered and hacked into pieces by his crazy wife for the Oxygen channel's "Snapped" TV show. I will inform the funk nation when this episode airs. But be forewarned: this guy's wardrobe wasn't that great... so I will look a bit on the unfunky side.

"SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES"

"SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES"
Jan 18th EGO PRO ATHENS ARMORY
Detroit Funk City leads an all-star team against a host of capable baddies. Be there to help defend the FUNK!!! 5 on 5 mad-nith

EGO Pro - 01/18/14 - "Something Wicked This Way... by egoprowrestling



5-on-5 Survival Of The Fittest
KC Rush, Tommy Brandon, Corey Magnum, Cam Martinez & Matt Raby
vs.
Funkmaster V, Dwayne Windham, D'Andre Jaxson, Aaron G & Tristen Ramsey.

With Shane Daniels turning his back on DFC and The Demon retiring due to personal issues, it seems like Detroit Funk City is closing up shop... but that simply isn't the case. Funkmaster V, along with his friend Dwayne Windham, is about to make Detroit Funk City history. With Brittany Foxx and Lil Slick... you won't believe what I have in store to make my stable the most powerful and influential force in East Tennessee pro wrestling. You will all be blown away! Don't miss this show!!!

TEAM FUNK vs. TEAM PUNK

Jan 18th- EGO PRO WRESTLING- Athens Armory 7PM

I'm calling this TEAM FUNK vs. TEAM PUNK. Me and my DFC palDwayne Windham will lead into battle the incredibly athletic Oreo, young and capable Tristen Ramsey, and dangerous Aaron G against KC Rush and Tommy Brandon's group of goofballs, which include morally bankrupt Black Diamond, mama's boyCorey Lauth Magnum, and loan dodger Matt Raby. With a win, I hope to get back into the EGO PRO HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP scene.